That sounds about right.
Posted 3 years ago
Swan Creek Township man gets 90 days in vacuum sex act case
This is what a man looks like that has had sex with a car wash vacuum.
Posted 3 years ago
Pilot survives crash, dies in rescue
You are in Ecuador. You are in a plane. Your plane goes bad, and you crash. You struggle for dear life. You manage to survive the landing. You feel faint. Ages pass. You hear the sounds of a rescue helicopter. Like an angel before you, a man in an orange suit belts you into a harness, and slowly you lift off the ground, towards a shining beacon of salvation in the sky… and then the cable snaps and you plummet to your death.
Posted 3 years ago
Verizon Bad Math - Putfile.com
0.002c/kb != 0.002$/kb. I can’t even explain it. It’s a bit dated, but they are so incredibly stupid. I can come up with reasonably good lines for most of these things, but this, I can;t comprehend. Just listen to it.
Posted 3 years ago
All peanuts from Georgia plant recalled
Oh, well, this isn’t a problem. We’ll just recall every bag of peanuts produced in the past 2 years.
Posted 3 years ago
Australian girl, 4, thrown from bridge
It’s official; Australians are now just as insane as Americans. It seems like all the As team up at some point or another. Cheers.
Posted 3 years ago
Monster truck crushes promoter at event
This is what you get for promoting stupid.
Feel your inner Panda.